WWE Backlash Results
I’m back from Backlash and it’s time for results!
Before the Show
People were packing into the Dunkin’ Donuts Arena, awaiting the come of Backlash. Then out of nowhere, some hobos came running into a crowd. They had full siuts and masks on and then they began wrestling! They left around quarter to seven.
Dark Match
Kofi Kingston def. Dolph Ziggler. Everyone booed Ziggler. He’s turned into a nice heel.
Backlash
Christan def. Swagger to become new ECW champ.
There was a backstage segment with Edge and the new ECW champ. I didn’t think that they would cross paths that quickly. Edge told Chris that he wouldn’t be supreme for long. Captain Charisma asked what happened to Edge. He said he used to be fun. Edge told him that it was John Cena who had done this.
Jericho def. Stemboat via submission
Kane def. CM Punk. Will tonight be the night that he cashes in Money in the Bank?
Jeff Hardy def. Matt Hardy. Jeff tied up Matt and roped him to a table and set up a ladder near the turnbuckle and was ready to jump when Matt quit. Of course, Jeff jumped and smashed Matt through the table. A fight happened in the crowd in this match. It was strange and scary.
Legacy def. HHH, Shane O’ Mac, and Batista, therefore Orton becomes new WWE champ. Orton pinned HHH by punting his head. Of course I yelled ” The age of Orton is alive again!!!”.
Edge def. John Cena to become World Hvt. champ. I was in shock. It wasn’t because Edge won, it was how Edge won. Edge had already worn out Cenawhen Big Show came out and smashed him through a huge light. Glass smashed and the light blew up. I had called it at the beginning of the show. I was positive when I saw refs tooling around with light, putting what looked like a cover to block most of the glass. Cena got carried out on a stretcher and Christian came out to look at the damage. And that’s how they wrapped it up! See ya for now!
(Posted by Chester Beanienoodle)
